Dinosaur Castle

This is why you shouldn't let your 3 year old watch even a few minutes of Jurassic Park.

Charlotte: Look at my castle, Mommy.

Mommy: That's a beautiful castle, sweetie. Tell Mommy all about it.

Charlotte: It's a dinosaur castle. This is the dungeon.

Mommy: Why do the dinosaurs have a dungeon?

Charlotte: For the people.

Mommy: What people?

Charlotte: The dinosaurs bring people to the castle and put them in the dungeon.

Mommy (concerned): Why are the people in the dungeon?

Charlotte: Because they're meat.

Mommy (with sinking realization as to where this is going): What do you mean, they're meat?

Charlotte (exasperated): The dinosaurs put the people in the dungeon until they're ready to eat them. It's a dinosaur castle, you know. This (pointing) is their flag.

Mommy: Uh-huh.